What is Assphasia?
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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"
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A group of friends who are traumitized by teletubbies.
When i mentioned my younger sister watching teletubbies Sarah,Michelle,and GiGi ..
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1. the act of asking another partner to ejaculate oneself by means of rubbing of ones penis by hands (a fucking handjob)
Hey baby, whil..