What is Assphasia?
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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"
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Blowing on the end of a penis whilst fondling the hairy mansack below.
She played my hairy tuba like she was in the philharmonic...
