What is Assphasia?
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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"
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when everyone ends up dead
joey shoots sammy, billy stabs joey, sandy decapitates billy, rachael beats sandy with a baseball bat, tommy..
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The feeling you wake up with in the morning after an emotional breakdown from the night before. This feeling is sometimes a result from ..
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Any time feces are embedded in hair.
"He's such a butt-kisser, he has hershey hair."
See shit smear, fudgy fur, dingleb..
