What is Assphasia?
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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"
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In close relation to Kitchenheimer's; this is when you hectically run around your office in circles with an agenda filled to the ma..
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A massive dump streak left behind in a gas station bathroom after flushing.
Jesus dude, I just went to use the bathroom at Chevron and ..
