What is Assphasia?
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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"
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the obsession of slowly opening and closing the refridgerator door to find out when the light goes out.
My brother experienced his firs..
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That jackass that thinks *they* are funny because they can memorize the most quotes from will farrell (or other similar style) movies. U..
