What is Assphasia?
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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"
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Someone who has never spanked the monkey.
Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?
Man 2: What about him?
Man: He's a hand virgin!
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