What is Assphasia?
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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"
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To cuminside some sort of pastry and give it to some one as a present, when they take a bite they will be quite surprised.
SFJ: You kno..
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the inferior, East Coast form of the song "Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Jim: The inky dinky spider crawled up the...
Bobby: No man! I..