Assphasia

What is Assphasia?


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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.

"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"

See assfacia, assface, assbreath, asshole


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