What is Assphasia?
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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"
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n. A drink which is derived from mixing the simple ingredients of: A case of cheap beer (ie. natural light), a handle of cheap vodka, an..
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The act of placing seran wrap on a person's face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a hot plate.
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adj: when one's high level of awesomeness completely assails the possibility of being removed from office.
"Hey, did you hear..
