What is Assphasia?
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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"
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The degree of "the quality of being dateable" that one possesses.
How attractive that person is to their desired sex.
i.e. H..
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the events take place were awesome and out of control.
when the helicopter hit the hovercraft and the guy in the orange jacket with the..
