What is Assphasia?
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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"
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A Douchebag of the highest caliber. Normally, these people take AP classes but don't help at all, so they are dubbed douchebags.
D..
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The art of pussy fingering a woman through her pants.
The only sex I had with Nicole was a lousy petal-push.
Your girlfriend was an ea..
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a fat girl you dispose of your semen in
she was a rather useful chubby sack for getting off with
See fat lover, chubby chaser, whale, ..
