What is Assphasia?
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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"
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A form of phone call screening in environments where caller IDis not accessible. This is achieved by making a call, hanging up after one..
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To fist a girl while she is on her period.
Oh man, my girlfriend was on her period so I gave her a bloody knuckle.
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