What is Assphasia?
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A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"
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Someone who sucks at life.
"Tim, you're a fucking Monhumphrouskrinkle!"
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A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention.
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