Ass-pineapple Edit Meaning

1. A more dramatic version of OMFG. OMCG, I just reenacted the 2girls1cup scenes with my grandmother! See omg, omfg, omgwtfbbq, god, jesu..

1. A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers. Man: I once had a girlfriend, she wa..

1. The epitomy of backwards ass Colorado yokel. Usually found sipping lithium sun-tea and chasing elk and bear around Pikes Peak on his mou..