Assponey Edit Meaning

1. A penis that gets no action, and therefore sits alone in its pants. Dude, John hasn't had any action in months, he has an emo peni..

1. An Oreo that has made contact with the floor and exceeded the "five-second rule." Guy1: Hey, I just dropped a bunch of Oreo&a..

1. When you need a shit, but don't go to the toilet straight away - instead you hold it in until when you do finally go to the toilet ..