Assquatch

What is Assquatch?

An unusually hairy fellow; usually pertaining to his beard.

Goddamn that Ron Inkleman's an assquatch!

See hairy, hair, sasquatch, ron

A close cousin to Sasquatch, assquatch is also known as the abominable ass-raper. Enjoys raping anybody and anything it can catch in the ass.

Person: Ooops, I dropped my keys.

Assquatch: Grrrrrrrr!!!!

Person: YOWCH!!!!

See ass, sasquatch, rape, cousin, abominable, asshole

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