Assquats Edit Meaning

1. Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress ..

1. A discrete and gentile vibration, given to a significant other, in order to show affection. The significant other is often referred to ..

1. The hickie one gets around his asshole after receiving a nelson. "I hope I don't have to get a cavity check any time soon--th..