What is Asstifying?
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The act of an asshole (usually a friend of yours) who is know to fail frequently pulling something amazing off
Man 1: hey you know my friend BLANK
Man 2: the one who ate his own poo?
Man 1: yea, well he got that super models number
Man2: now that is asstifying
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When a woman is giving head to one man, and handjobs to two other men simultaneously she looks like a chicken attempting flight, because..
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an extremely cheap person avoiding using their cell phone minutes until they have free minutes after 9 and on weekends.
bob: hey whats ..
