Asstifying

What is Asstifying?

The act of an asshole (usually a friend of yours) who is know to fail frequently pulling something amazing off

Man 1: hey you know my friend BLANK

Man 2: the one who ate his own poo?

Man 1: yea, well he got that super models number

Man2: now that is asstifying

See wtf, omfg, epic fail, mbj

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Ristalage

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