What is Asstifying?
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The act of an asshole (usually a friend of yours) who is know to fail frequently pulling something amazing off
Man 1: hey you know my friend BLANK
Man 2: the one who ate his own poo?
Man 1: yea, well he got that super models number
Man2: now that is asstifying
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