Asstifying

What is Asstifying?

The act of an asshole (usually a friend of yours) who is know to fail frequently pulling something amazing off

Man 1: hey you know my friend BLANK

Man 2: the one who ate his own poo?

Man 1: yea, well he got that super models number

Man2: now that is asstifying

See wtf, omfg, epic fail, mbj

Kevin Mitchell

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Felter

1. To enjoy the warmth that another person has left behind. After he left, I pressed my face to the couch and feltered his heat. See boot..

Jarjarbinks

1. when you accidently shoot yourself in the ass and the bullet goes through your ass and hits a baby. thats when you say jarjarbinks le..

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