What is Asstifying?
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The act of an asshole (usually a friend of yours) who is know to fail frequently pulling something amazing off
Man 1: hey you know my friend BLANK
Man 2: the one who ate his own poo?
Man 1: yea, well he got that super models number
Man2: now that is asstifying
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A fat and/or ugly girl that disguises her bulk in nearly every picture she takes.
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A bowel movement that is evacuated with such force that it his the bottom of the bowl and splashes water up against your baskside.
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