Asstifying

What is Asstifying?

The act of an asshole (usually a friend of yours) who is know to fail frequently pulling something amazing off

Man 1: hey you know my friend BLANK

Man 2: the one who ate his own poo?

Man 1: yea, well he got that super models number

Man2: now that is asstifying

See wtf, omfg, epic fail, mbj

Quivermen

1. When you are fucking a chick HARD on the beach. After the Sandy Entrance you feel the quiver! Thus the Quivermen! Man 1: After that San..

Upside Down Pound Cake

1. Sex Position: When you are having sex in a recliner and the recliner tips over onto its back, but neither of you stop. I was fucking yo..

False Hangup

1. Hanging up on someone (not really) and talking shit about them to someone else while they can still hear. Casey: Oh my god, i was talki..

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