Asstifying

What is Asstifying?

The act of an asshole (usually a friend of yours) who is know to fail frequently pulling something amazing off

Man 1: hey you know my friend BLANK

Man 2: the one who ate his own poo?

Man 1: yea, well he got that super models number

Man2: now that is asstifying

See wtf, omfg, epic fail, mbj

'sblood

1. Literally, short for "god's blood." Many centuries ago, was used as an oath. Comparable to saying "god damn" ..

Zimmster

1. kinda like a quickie, only faster and less satisfying. I got shitfaced and ended up with some guy at the bar giving me a zimmster. Now..

Zombie Horses

1. amazing religion, join. NOW. zohans watching. theres a difference between belief and worship. this is worship. RESPECT. person 1: z..

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