What is Asstronomer?
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(n.) a person, usually a man, who is interested in the field of ass (usually female).
herbert was an avid asstronomer; he could determine the exact gravitational pull of an ass just by looking at it.
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God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.
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