Asstronomer

What is Asstronomer?

1.

(n.) a person, usually a man, who is interested in the field of ass (usually female).

herbert was an avid asstronomer; he could determine the exact gravitational pull of an ass just by looking at it.

See astronomer, bootyologist, ass, student, observer

2.

A proctologistwho is so very into his profession, quite likely because of himself being gay.

God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.

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