What is Asstronomer?
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(n.) a person, usually a man, who is interested in the field of ass (usually female).
herbert was an avid asstronomer; he could determine the exact gravitational pull of an ass just by looking at it.
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God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.
Random Words:
1.
A hard wangslap that leaves a purple mushroom on a girl's face.
I just gave my ho a nice mollywhopper!
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1.) someone who takes ..
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Term used to describe enourmous areolas.
"Take off your bra and give me an order of silver dollar pancakes."
See Creedmoor..
