Muddy Zebra

What is Muddy Zebra?

The act of leaving skid marks between stretch marks.

"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."

"What's that?"

"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."

"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."

"Yep."

See skidmarks, ass, shit

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