What is Assturkey?
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Moron or dickhead.
Synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you're sick and tired of using because everyone else does.
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Those washed-up ex-football players on those NFL pregame shows are a bunch of assturkeys.
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noun. A person exhibiting rudeness with an overabundance of stupidity.
Brian ditched me on our date and stuck me with a $143 restaurant tab. Assturkey!
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