Assturkey

What is Assturkey?

Moron or dickhead.

Synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you're sick and tired of using because everyone else does.

Like an assclown but it just flat-out sounds funnier.

Those washed-up ex-football players on those NFL pregame shows are a bunch of assturkeys.

See expletive

noun. A person exhibiting rudeness with an overabundance of stupidity.

Brian ditched me on our date and stuck me with a $143 restaurant tab. Assturkey!

See douchebag, leech, cheapskate, rude, idiot

Goldwater

1. a small stream, usally with copious amounts of small yellow flower petals floating on it (hence "gold"water). this term may a..

Jiggabonic

1. One who speaks using slang terms from the black community. The inability or purposeful act of not moving your lips when talking to someo..

Quickstrike

1. a tier of nike shoe releases that is defined by limited numbers and availability to only exclusive stores. oh man did you see the new a..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Assturkey Edit Meaning