Assturkey

What is Assturkey?

Moron or dickhead.

Synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you're sick and tired of using because everyone else does.

Like an assclown but it just flat-out sounds funnier.

Those washed-up ex-football players on those NFL pregame shows are a bunch of assturkeys.

See expletive

noun. A person exhibiting rudeness with an overabundance of stupidity.

Brian ditched me on our date and stuck me with a $143 restaurant tab. Assturkey!

See douchebag, leech, cheapskate, rude, idiot

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