Assuager Edit Meaning

1. Acronym for: Someone put shit in my pants. After I sharted I screamed out "OMG FFS SPSIMP". See Frank..

1. The coolest, hottest model in the whole world, who is super gorgeous and cute. The best person you could ever party with, amazing in bed..

1. Two straight men engaging in mutual masturbation. Dude, me and Ted got so drunk and horned up last night we ended up trading skins. Se..