What is Asswagon?
1.
a rickshaw; Chinese transportation device drawn by human power. Many modern day cars known by the slang term "rice burner" can also be referenced by this term.
"If that friggin' douchebag keeps driving his silly little asswagon up and down this street at 100mph,I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking shoot'em!"
2.
The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.
Shite! My site got
delkete d by asswagons again!
3.
An asswagon is a person in a wheelchair. It can be said that their ass moves by wagon.
Stephen Hawking is funnier than Anne Frank because he is an asswagon.
