What is Asswhip?
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The unofficial name of Dallas Cowboy's mascot "Rowdy".
Look at Asswhip down there on the sidelines. Bill Parcells should kick his ass.
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the most concise definition is: John Franklin (aka Johnathon). Yet, it can be simply someone who enjoys peonies and likes to make fun of a very nice innocent cool person who is very attractive.
John Franklin is definitely an Asswhip.
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An Asswhip is John Franklin
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The only person in the world who can possibly be an asswhip is Johnathon Franklin
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v. to smack a ho's ass with your cock after splitting her colon
After I hit that ho in the shitter, I asswhipped her but good
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a made up word used by laura shea only
fine don't talk to me asswhip
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John Franklin is definitely an Asswhip.
or
An Asswhip is John Franklin
or
The only person in the world who can possibly be an asswhip is Johnathon Franklin
After I hit that ho in the shitter, I asswhipped her but good
fine don't talk to me asswhip
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A complete non-sequiter that means absolutely nothing at all and is usually said at random. It is meant to be considered leetspeak but c..
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A former dumbass and liar who is writing this very definition. Who'd actually like for the page to be completely removed.
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