Assylhorizontology

What is Assylhorizontology?

Coined by Dr. Nick Riviera of the Simpsons, the process by which one's ass grows wider.

"I recommend a slow, steady gorging process, along with assylhorizontology."

See B

In Bloom

1. Possibly the best song by possibly the best band, Nirvana. Is insulted by haters who grew up listening to Simple Plan/Gwen Stefani era m..

Shermanation

1. The process of exercising one’s mastery over an object, another person or most commonly Scarlett Johansson. In honour of the Shermanatio..

I Joke

1. instead of saying 'only joking', you say 'i joke' 'you so dumb, i joke!' See joke, i, lol, instead..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Assylhorizontology Edit Meaning