Assylhorizontology

What is Assylhorizontology?

Coined by Dr. Nick Riviera of the Simpsons, the process by which one's ass grows wider.

"I recommend a slow, steady gorging process, along with assylhorizontology."

See B

Zinced

1. refering to the fact that sperm contains zinc, alternate term for jizz. "so did you get zinced last night by that ginger bro?"..

Popcorn Hands

1. n. Large, cauliflower-shaped phalanges, ill-suited for use during intercourse. Hey, Angie... check out the set of popcorn hands on that..

Think Of My Vagina As A Vase

1. Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC" A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when th..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Assylhorizontology Edit Meaning