Assylhorizontology

What is Assylhorizontology?

Coined by Dr. Nick Riviera of the Simpsons, the process by which one's ass grows wider.

"I recommend a slow, steady gorging process, along with assylhorizontology."

See B

Bush's Bribe

1. (Political) a.k.a. "Stimulus package". A rebate check direct from the US government that you don't have to submit a form..

Desesper

1. to be feeling desperate, annoyed, exasperated, frustrated, anxious, and/or extremely bored. Derived from the spanish term "desespe..

Excuserist

1. Reserved to define an individule who's life-style is supported by excuses. You meet your best friend for lunch and they order the ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Assylhorizontology Edit Meaning