Assylhorizontology

What is Assylhorizontology?

Coined by Dr. Nick Riviera of the Simpsons, the process by which one's ass grows wider.

"I recommend a slow, steady gorging process, along with assylhorizontology."

See B

Uselessful

1. Adj. Type of information carried around inside a man's head that he thinks is a mark of intelligence when in fact it is idiotic tr..

Freudian Fuck

1. A Freudian Fuck occurs when you are having sex and the thought or image of your opporsite sex parent pops into your head. "I was n..

Clovie

1. The name of the monster of the 2008 horror film, Cloverfield. Did anyone find leaked pics of Clovie, yet? See cloverfield, clover, fie..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Assylhorizontology Edit Meaning