Astrology

What is Astrology?


1.

Superstition popular with teenage girls and morons.

Astrology is for morons

See astrology, fraud, moron, rip-off, teenage

2.

The practice of studying the planets' positions to determine personality, lifestyle, trends and patterns in someone's life, etc. etc. It's not an "addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if it's accurate your sun sign means next to nothing whatever whatever and horoscopes are mostly made up". While it's true that horoscopes can be vague in some publications, that's because the astrologer is at fault, not the astrology, for its being vague/inaccurate/whatever. Also, the description of a Sun Sign personality is quite general since there are many other factors in your astrological personality--therefore the horoscopes for Sun Signs are general as well. In fact, analyses can be very accurate and in-depth when *all* planets are considered. *sigh*

Astrology is much more fun than astronomy.

3.

Astrology is personology, interpretation, profiling and prediction by that of the definitions, positions, housings, aspects, and even angles of the stars and planets. Certain angles can cause or trigger a good or bad flow of energy, that most deeply effects those born under its time.

The original source; Astrology came from India and originated from the oldest scriptures in the world called Vedas, and Ayurveda, meaning "The Science of Life." It is more advanced, and more accurate. According to Ayurvedic Astrology, Western Astrology if off by about a month or so, and Geminis can be mistaken for Cancers, etc. This is a big flaw, considering opposites are placed next to each other.

Many people think astrology is fake, and accuse others of believing other ridiculous nonsense, (likes fairies) but this is often because of personal reasons, as they themselves believe other things like evolution and a world without cause. No offense, but people who do not "believe" in Astrology pay only attention to what matters go wrong on an astrological description, they are bitter, do without reason, and talk crap about what they do not understand or have tried to. If one thing goes wrong they are utterly disappointed, and delve no further into the topic but choose a lifetime of insulting and spatting on Astrology. It is definitely hard to find the truth in an ocean of lies, and there is bad astrologers. Most critics are atheists who have barely had much experience with the science. Palmistry, like Astrology is an occult science: it says if both of your prominent lines are close together, you are close minded.

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4.

Astrology is personology, interpretation, profiling and prediction by that of the definitions, positions, housings, aspects, and even angles of the stars and planets. Of course you will not find all of these threads marked on a single tapestry in the newspaper. Certain angles can cause or trigger a good or bad flow of energy, that most deeply effects those born under its time.

The original source; Astrology came from India and originated from the oldest scriptures in the world called Vedas, or Ayurveda, meaning "The Science of Life." It is supposed to be more advanced, and more accurate. According to Ayurvedic Astrology, Western Astrology if off by about a month or so, and Geminis can be mistaken for Cancers, etc. This is a big flaw, considering opposites are placed next to each other.

Many people think astrology is fake, and accuse others of believing other ridiculous nonsense, (likes fairies) but this is often because of personal reasons, as they themselves believe other things like evolution and a world without cause. No offense, but people who do not "believe" in Astrology pay only attention to what matters go wrong on an astrological description, they are bitter, do without reason, and talk crap about what they do not understand or have tried to. If one thing goes wrong they are utterly disappointed, and delve no further into the topic but choose a lifetime of insulting and spatting on Astrology. It is definitely hard to find the truth in an ocean of lies, and there is bad astrologers. Most critics are atheists who have barely had much experience with the science. Palmistry, like Astrology is an occult science: it says if both of your prominent lines are close together, you are close minded.

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about-astrology-1.shtml

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5.

The practice of predicting one's attributes, past, and future from looking at the stars, planets, planetoids, moons, and pretty much anything in the sky.

An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.

6.

An equivalent of sugar. Has nothing to do with helping people but indulges superficial but immediate desires. The indulgences are character analysis and predicting the future. Even if they are utterly wrong in reality(which they are), people like hearing these things and getting into them as another ESCAPE FROM REALITY. The belief that stars billions of miles away have everything to do with the way one acts.

According to astrology, a poor female from a crappy third world country will act the same as a rich white man from America just because they are born on the same day and time.

See bullshit, crap, stupid, petty, shit, Traveling Bob

7.

An apologist dream.

By it's very nature, Astrology demands you make excuses when things don't happen as predicted (And they always do)

"When astrology said I would fall in love, it must have meant with chocolate."

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