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Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.
I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and kill..
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An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed test..
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Large ammounts of people throwing glow sticks in the air. This typically occurs at jam band shows and occurs most heavily durring climac..