Astronut

What is Astronut?

A gay loser that has absolutely no friends and gets off by playing DDR every waking moment. Boy what a piece of shit...

Siples: Hey there, wanna play some DDR or maybe i can just suck you off.

Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.

having no life and getting no pussy

Siples: Hey im having a lan party tonight, wanna come?

Me: Fuck no, i fucking hate you

The act of shooting your dick up and around like a rocket until it makes it in a woman's vagina.

I played astronut with my girlfriend after sex last night.

See dick, astro, nuts, balls, sex, guys, funny

Tall Poppies

1. a very posh porn book. Check amazon for details. "He started to squeeze Nina's breasts, while his hard-on was pushing agains..

Two Down

1. An expression of disapproval or disbelief of a bullshit story. Usually accompanied by a two thumbs down motion. J: Dude. Slayer just..

Krime

1. off the hook, cool, bad ass Dat ride be krime! We throwin' down some krime rhyme at tha show las' night...

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