Astronut

What is Astronut?

A gay loser that has absolutely no friends and gets off by playing DDR every waking moment. Boy what a piece of shit...

Siples: Hey there, wanna play some DDR or maybe i can just suck you off.

Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.

having no life and getting no pussy

Siples: Hey im having a lan party tonight, wanna come?

Me: Fuck no, i fucking hate you

The act of shooting your dick up and around like a rocket until it makes it in a woman's vagina.

I played astronut with my girlfriend after sex last night.

See dick, astro, nuts, balls, sex, guys, funny

Doo Doo Rocket

1. when you are having sex, via doggy style, and you quickly pull out of a girls vaginaand stick it in her anus. Then you count, 3, 2, 1....

Blosh

1. When a man thrusts his pelvis and his testicle sack slaps back and forth creating a 'blosh' sound. "i'm gonna go bl..

Lalee

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