Astronut

What is Astronut?

A gay loser that has absolutely no friends and gets off by playing DDR every waking moment. Boy what a piece of shit...

Siples: Hey there, wanna play some DDR or maybe i can just suck you off.

Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.

having no life and getting no pussy

Siples: Hey im having a lan party tonight, wanna come?

Me: Fuck no, i fucking hate you

The act of shooting your dick up and around like a rocket until it makes it in a woman's vagina.

I played astronut with my girlfriend after sex last night.

See dick, astro, nuts, balls, sex, guys, funny

Rushed The Mound

1. Using the standard 'bases' of sexual advancement... rushing the mound refers to "forgetting the other actions/activities..

Yeha

1. It's like "yeah", but more l33t. HELL YEHA! w00t! 2. you eat his ass YEHAAAA! when we see jane we say YEHA. she agre..

Tuck The Pistol

1. a hard-on in public, can't tend to the erection! Tucking your hard dick so its unnoticable today I was walking and seen this fine..

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