Astronut

What is Astronut?

A gay loser that has absolutely no friends and gets off by playing DDR every waking moment. Boy what a piece of shit...

Siples: Hey there, wanna play some DDR or maybe i can just suck you off.

Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.

having no life and getting no pussy

Siples: Hey im having a lan party tonight, wanna come?

Me: Fuck no, i fucking hate you

The act of shooting your dick up and around like a rocket until it makes it in a woman's vagina.

I played astronut with my girlfriend after sex last night.

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Grossness

1. something very disgusting. Would you date Tom? Answer...."Hell no!! grossness!! 2. something real gross 1. eew, don't to..

Dumbfucksia

1. When you are such a dumb fuck that you get the disease of being a dumb fuck. Dumbfucksia is that disease. (After your friend accidently..

Jaguar Game

1. When a Jaguar, the car, is spotted by a person in the street, he or she owes the girl or boy they are with a kiss. This is like the yel..

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