Astronut

What is Astronut?

A gay loser that has absolutely no friends and gets off by playing DDR every waking moment. Boy what a piece of shit...

Siples: Hey there, wanna play some DDR or maybe i can just suck you off.

Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.

having no life and getting no pussy

Siples: Hey im having a lan party tonight, wanna come?

Me: Fuck no, i fucking hate you

The act of shooting your dick up and around like a rocket until it makes it in a woman's vagina.

I played astronut with my girlfriend after sex last night.

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