What is Kobayashi?
1.
the top in a field; an ultimate champion; refers to the competitive hot dog eating champion from Japan
Tiger Woods is the Kobayashi of golf.
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts
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2.
To consume large amounts of food in a short period of time.
(Koboyashi is the last name of world-famous eating champion)
Damn dude, you sure went kobayashi on that pizza!
3.
(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and down one's throat subsequently; an oral gangbang.
"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."
"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire UGA football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."
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4.
(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and, subsequently, down one's throat; an oral gangbang.
"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."
"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."
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5.
Folding your penis in half to place in a girls vagina when you've been drinking to the point that your unable to get a hard on while hooking up with a girl.
Man I was so drunk last nite when hooking up, that i had to Kobayashi that girl.
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6.
A road in Webster, Texas that runs parallel to I-45, crosses Nasa Rd. 1, and connects to Medical Center Boulevard.
A handy dandy short-cut.
Driver #1: So take I-45?
Driver #2: No dumbfuck- take Kobayashi and avoid the hellacious parking lot that is I-45.
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