Astrosecret Edit Meaning

1. Akin to a Dirty Sanchez, a man fucks a woman in the ass and then proceeds to give the girl two symmetric markings under her eyes via coc..

1. A deviant sexual act even more disgusting than whatever you think it might be. Holy Christ, did you hear that Tom quarterloafed some gu..

1. A blow job given while the penis is stuck through a pineapple ring. "She wanted to make pina coladas, but had used all the pineapp..