Astrosecret Edit Meaning

1. Filipino corruption of "fucking shit!" Filipinos pronounce their "F"s as "P"s and tend to abbreviate words..

1. What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere. Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!..

1. an interest-free loan that you don't have to pay back. ever. i wish all banks worked with zuma-dollars! yeah. fnbsucks! See alan..