Atheists Edit Meaning

1.

atheists: People who lack belief in a god or gods. From the Greek: 'atheos' a+theos "without god" or godless.

"Those people are atheists, they lack belief in a god or gods"

See Ani

2.

One who, on evaluation of all the evidence presented, believes in the nonexistence of deities, God or otherwise. The term implies neither indecision nor the unwillingness to re-evaluate one's stance when presented with new evidence.

Atheists lack faith. Lack of faith is not a faith itself.

See atheist, god, deities

3.

Someone who believes in science rather than a god or gods.

Note: This also excludes a belief in satan. Only satanists worship satan. Contrary to christian propaganda, atheists are happy, tolerant people and except in the cases of a religon being imposed upon them, they understand the diversity of beliefs, and conseal their distaste towards religon so as not to offend others.

1. Hey, you there, other atheist! Do you ever notice how we are so much happier than christians because we don't have to adhere to stupid, self contradictory rules, have Sunday morning to sleep-in, and have the knowlage that when we die, we loose all consious thought, and our bodies rot in a coffin.

2. Thankyou Mr. Atheist, without you, there'd be no TV, cars, computers, pornography or extra-warm socks because of how much christians hate science.

3. Wow, those christians sure seem angry at us atheists. Maybe its because our science has made their religon obsolete in filling the void of ignorance from thousands of years ago, and they are scared that they have based their whole lives around a fallacy, and that we are right and they are wrong.

See chris, religon, god, science

4.

Okay, little kids. Atheists are NOT bigots, racists or Satanists.

Atheists don't believe in God, or Satan.

True Atheists are not assholes who run around saying DEFEND ATHEISM. It's not a religion. I'm Atheist and I don't go around doing it.

Infact I'm completely embarressed about arrogant people running amiss saying stuff like that.

Anyways, Atheists are normal people, who just don't believe in god, or satan.

They aren't demon-possessed.

And with the whole suing people for saying god in class, that is a little rediculous.

But if you're Christian, would you want someone going 'THERE IS NO GOD' in the middle of your class? I think not.

They're normal people who are tolerant of any religion unless it's being shoved down their throat.

I mean I don't think any religion tolerates that.

So please, stop saying we are satanists, demon-possessed, stupid, bigots, and racists.

Do you want me calling you stupid for believing in a supreme being? I think not, and I don't think you're stupid for that, anyways.

But please stop.

We're just people who don't believe in God, OR Satan.

We are not Satanists. We are Atheists.

See satanists, atheists, religion, atheist, santanist

5.

People whom use their intelligence to realise that just because a (very average) man was nailed to a cross two thousand and nine years ago, does not mean that there is a "higher power" or "God" that controls every aspect of human life and the planet we live in.

common sense.

Atheists make up their own minds about religion and don't believe in a God just because their parents told them to when they were young.

See atheism, christianity, god, jesus, ignorance

6.

1. People who believe that the universe and all life was created by an explosion that no one can explain.

2. People who claim that all life on Earth was created by tiny microorganisms and they somehow "evolved" into the complex structures that we are today.

3. People who can explain how, but not why.

4. People who most likely have never been to church and don't even know the teachings from the churches

Atheists: Did you know that we were all created by a big explosion that came from nowhere?

Religious person: So why did that happen?

Atheists: ....uhh, well.....

See atheists, religion, retarded, religon

7.

1.One who is without religion

Despite common belief by stupid people, Athiests are not satanists nor are satanists athiests. Speaking as a Satanist we do not believe in god because we do not believe in any of the lie you have created for yourself. We do not believe that satan is a fallen angel or that other angels exist and there for no god. Its quite simple we believe that the race we worshipped as gods in Egypt, and many other early civilizations.

"Doesnt john want some mass?" "Naw hes one of them atheists folk"

See satanist, gaia