What is Atlas?
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Rapture's proletariat hero from Bioshock. He came down to Rapture in order to find a better life for his wife, Moira and their wee-baby Patrick. He got a posse to roll deep with on December 31, 1959, when they rushed into the Kashmir Restaurant. The actions Atlas preformed once inside the restaurant were EXTREMELY cold-blooded. Slaying all the rich and wealthy denizens of Rapture - taking no prisoners. Once his cause appeared desperate he arranged for the son of Rapture's founder, Andrew Ryan, to return to the city, this way Atlas could control him to assassinate his own father. Atlas stands as a true pimp of his time.
Kid playing Bioshock: "Where's Atlas?"
Friend watching: "There he is! The switch opened up the door from Arcadia, and let him into the submarine bay!"
Kid playing Bioshock: "What was he doing there?"
Friend watching: "BEING ICE COLD!"
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Giant, Badass Mech named after greek titan who bore the sky.
Then, from across the field, Jonson caught a sight that filled him with utter terror. Smiling back at his Catapault was the white sculled head of an Atlas. With a flash of the hip mounted muzzle, a Gauss slug was set free. Jonson knew it was all over.
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atlas was a titan in greek myph, affter betraying zeus in the great war he was sentenced to hold the world on his sholders till the end of time
i hold the world on my sholders becuse i betray a man and fight with my borthers i am atlas the titan
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Big Al. Say Atlas, and every MechWarrior thinks of the various faces they've seen painted on its huge head. Say Atlas again, and they will tell you of the time they were lucky to escape from one.
That Atlas has to be Morgan.
Bloody Hell, that's an Atlas.
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When a man lays his penis on top of someone elses head, or shoulder, usualy from behind in order to cause surprise.
If you are hanging with some dudes, an atlas will lighten up any conversation
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When someone falls asleep with their shoes on, you stick your penis right in between their eyebrows and get a photo.
Bro, he was so hammered every gave him at least one atlas that night
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Mexican soccer team that hasn't won anything since 1745 (1951 to be honest). Plays in Guadalajara.
"Once again, Atlas is out of the tournament, better luck next year"
