Atomic Egg Crate

What is Atomic Egg Crate?


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The same as the egg crate, with a slight alteration. In addition to the testicles being placed over the eye sockets of one unsuspecting, conventionally passed out victim, the head of the penis is set either on the victims lips (if mouth is closed) or lowered down into their mouth (if mouth is open). Cameras still remain a prevalent force.

"Dude, the sisuation was set up perfectly. I was gonna give that moron an egg crate, but he was passed out snoring, head up, and mouth wide open. I had to but the atomic egg crate. It's what Jesus would've done."

See arabian goggles, tea bag


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