Au Pair-a-legal

What is Au Pair-a-legal?


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An au pair-a-legal is an underpaid, underappreciated non-JD'd firm worker who has to coddle some punksummer associate who don't know his Westlaw from his Lexis. The au pair-a-legal must do research, filing, and coffeeing while the punknoshes on delicious lunches day-in and day-out. Often a young female native to a foreign country or otherwise otherly occupied land mass.

Most of the staff in Washington, D.C. law firms between May 15 and August 20 every year are au pair-a-legals.

See rachel, clerk, intern

2.

An au pair-a-legal is an underpaid, underappreciated non-JD'd firm worker who has to coddle some punksummer associate who don't know his Westlaw from his Lexis. The au pair-a-legal must do research, filing, and coffeeing while the punknoshes on delicious lunches day-in and day-out. Often a young female native to a foreign country or otherwise otherly occupied land mass.

Most of the staff in Washington, D.C. law firms between May 15 and August 20 every year are au pair-a-legals.

See rachel, clerk, intern


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