What is Auditioning The Finger Puppets?


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To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.

I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.


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