Autocockblock

What is Autocockblock?

When you say something to the girl you are hitting on that makes you loose any chance of having sex with her.

Namyr can't get a girl because he's always doing autocockblocks.

See cockblock, block, stupid, jackass, cock

Shit Turkey

1. Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet. ..

Velocitized

1. Accustomed to a rate of speed. "I got off the freeway onto a 25 mph street and got pulled over. I didn't even notice I was s..

Schmasted

1. Combined from both "shit faced" and "wasted" into one word for enjoyment...

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