What is Autodefensus Asskickusapien?


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Chuck Norris

The event whereby any ordinary individual is placed into a situation that demands certain, undeniable concentration, and encephalomatic dedication of a martial art constructed from the fragments of a mixed martial arts backgrounds, that which, elevates a particular homosapien to A.W.N.L "A Whole Nuvah Level" expanding the realm of the Corporal Mentalis to reveal the underlying Quantum-Forte de Karate, in da hizzay....aka.one asskickin' Son of a Sensei.

In the world of Kung-Fu there is but one truth Bruce Lee, and a gaggle of random other guys, and Cinthia Rothrock who have known or perpetrated knowing the realm of Autodefensus Asskickusapien.

See bruce lee, truth, justice, jesus


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