Alcotheist

What is Alcotheist?


1.

Someone who is far too drunk to have a religion.

Dan: So. How about that god, eh?

Rusty: Don't talk to me about god. I'm an Alcotheist.

Dan: What's an Alcotheist then?

Rusty: *pisses self and passes out in pool of vomit*

Dan: I feel enlightened!

See alchoholic, atheist, religion, drunk, rusty, Unstableiser


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