Gunner

What is Gunner?


1.

A person who is competitive,overly-ambitious and substantially exceeds minimum requirements. A gunner will compromise his/her peer relationships and/or reputation among peers in order to obtain recognition and praise from his/her superiors.

That chic in the front row of our class who always raises her hand, takes on additional assignments, and wrote a 25 page answer on our final when all that was required was 10 pages is such a gunner.

2.

A name for someone, typically a medical student, who will do anything (ethical or otherwise) to get ahead.

M1 Dude: "So, Bunson explained that the kidneys are somehow connected to the islet of Langerhans?"

Other M1 Dude: "Don't listen to Bunson. He's a total gunner. Bunson will burn you everytime."

See hog, cheater, go-getter

3.

1. A term which describes a marijuana cigarette that is significantly larger than one would normally smoke; specific to the use of white, clear, or other cigarette rolling papers, so as to distinguish from a blunt. Origin: unknown.

2., 3., 4., 5., etc. See the other 5000 lame definitions for this word that myself and everyone I know use exclusively for describing a big joint.

1. Stoner One: Dude, I just killed this stock-broker looking dude on the sidewalk by stabbing him in the neck! It sliced his artery and blood sprayed everywhere, drenching myself and passers-by. So I ran off to go clean up at place where no one would notice - DickDonald's. It was pretty sweet, 'cause I was hungry so I grabbed a couple Big Mac's after blocking the bathroom door and deflecting the water in the sink so it sprayed everywhere, allowing me to have a make-shift shower. Anyway, that's not what I'm excited about. I took his wallet, and there's $900 bucks in it! Let's go grab an ounce and smoke gunners all night! Then we can get some hookers!

Stoner Two: Fucking awesome!

Stoner One: You know, this killing-people-and-taking-their-shit thing is pretty cool. I could get used to it.

2. Julie the kindergarten teacher likes to smoke regular sized joints after work throughout the week, but on the weekends she quietly enjoys a gunner while working on crossword puzzles.

See joint, weed, cannabis, marijuana, blunt, spliff

4.

One who has achieved the highest level of pure awesome, acting in direct support of combat ground forces in order to save the lives of their fellow servicemen/women. Often found having the balls to stick their necks out of well protected vehicles (trucks, airplanes, helicopters) in order to effectively eliminate the opposition. will normally exceed all expectations and succeed where other cannot. Commonly referred to as being "retarded" or easily distracted by shinny objects. Typically make other jobs such as sensor operator, flight engineer, pilot, vehicle commander, driver, and fobbit look like little bitches.

im not a pilot, i work for a living. im a gunner

See gun, gunship, turret, awesome, win

5.

Overly ambitious dental students who study all day and night for exams in hopes to be number one.

Tarlan and Roshanak are gunners at Temple Dental School

See dorks, nerds

6.

A player, member or supporter of the North London based football team, Arsenal FC

That guy is celebrating a victory. He must be a gunner!

See gooner, gunners, arsenal, yids

7.

A huge line of Cocaine, usually just done all at once

Shit, did you see wade do that massive gunner, the kids going to trip balls.

See cocaine, gunner, gunners, blow


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