What is Automatic Circumsizers?


1.

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.

Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers

Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

Noob: wotz teh fock

See catholic, roman, jew, pope, r0lb


99

Random Words:

1. When you're typing President Obama's name and you accidently hit the P key instead of the O key. Similar to 'pwned' ..
1. Relief or comfort in sorrow or suffering. Although we miss our dog very much, it is a consolation to know that she died quickly, wihtou..
1. The act of getting absolutely wasted and losing ones wallet/passport/phone etc. Frequently followed the next morning by frantic phone ca..