Awake Message

What is Awake Message?

A text message ,sent by males to their female friend, contains only of words: "are you awake?".

Actualy means: "Would you like to have full sexual relations with me right now?".

usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have sex with.

EDI: "dude, i'm horny and all I can see here is guys".

Vlad: "Try sending some 'Awake messages'.."

See booty call, sext message, sexual intercourse

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