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1. A virgin's penis
2. A small-town pimp's penis
1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...
2. Horny Small-town Skank: Yo..
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The last loud fart right before you need to leave the room to drop a deuce.
Bob: Dude, I think you just shit your pants
Dan: Nope, t..