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When a friend bums a chew of tobacco from you and takes a quarter of the can.
Densmore bummed a chew off of me and quarter canned me. N..
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When you dip your testicles in warm marinara sauce and insert them gingerly into a woman's mouth.
Guy 1: Thats sweet!
Guy 2: That..
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What America says when they have a problem they can't solve.
Guy 1: Hey, some school got shot up!
Guy 2: I blame the commies!
Se..