Awesome Auger

What is Awesome Auger?


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A very-useful, or on the other hand, a perhaps worthless gardening tool attached to a drill, as marketed by Billy Mays for $19.95 + $8.95 S&P. Also if called "IMMEDIATELY" included would be bonus drill, of questionable quality; a weed auger; and a "power extender" free of charge (but an extra, and unheard-of some might say, S&P price was added if one wanted the "free" drill.)

Agniss: How did you get your flower bed so nice and clean?

Guppy: AWESOME AUGERRRRR.

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