What is Awesome Blossom Possum?


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To start off he is not an opossum but a possum (they have bushy tail). By far the lamest super hero ever to spring up from the complicated twisted memory of a child. He is a possum with a pink cape and a flower fashioned on top of it's head. It's only power is "flower power" basically it's signature. In this it spews sunlight amongst other things from atop the flower on it's head. Yes pretty strange... Oh well that's what you get when you mix soda with roars and everything nice...

Bob:It's a bird, it's a plane it's wha!?

John:What the hell is that thing!

Bob:Get the fly swatter!

John:Will do!

Bob:Pink cape?

Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...

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