What is Noodle Smash?
1.
When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
See
Random Words:
1.
The state of a website that will most likely never be updated again but also is unlikely to be deleted for an indefinate amount of time...
1.
Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch sla..