What is Noodle Smash?
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When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
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steamy, musty, hairy, hot and humid ass crack. Similiar to Swamp ass, but far worse.
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A.K.A. God's stroke. Can easily be classified as the most difficult stroke to perform, but when done correctly, the stroke is very ..
