What is Noodle Smash?
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When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
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Random Words:
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Sequal to conker's bad fur day. Teminator like story with the tedis being the machines and the sqrills (can't spell today :)!)..
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A refugee who likes to sniff his mum's knickers whiles bathing with his dad.
Danny:Hey
Ollie p:Let's go do a Diego Albarno
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