What is Noodle Smash?
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When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
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A white woman who thinks she's the shit..
"Mom...look at you thinkin you queen saltine"
See cracker, white woman, moms,..
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one of the many many heroin and crack addicted whores who patrol up and down kensington ave in north philadelphia soliciting drivers for..
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adjective: totally wicked awesome
that chick was pretty Pimpzorded
See awesome, sexy, bitchin, slutty..
