Noodle Smash

What is Noodle Smash?

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When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.

Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.

See limp, smash, smashing, smashed, intoxicated
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