What is Noodle Smash?
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When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
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(v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory.
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An archaeologist who works purely for the money. Similar to a biostitute.
Archaeostitutes have to use protection, too!
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