What is Noodle Smash?
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When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
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i. Somebody who is extremely fat and obnoxious.
ii. An affectionate term for a friend.
iii. Someone who eats more than you do.
iv. So..
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Is when a girl (or guy) is giving you head and you piss down their throat.
"Yo, dogg last night this bitch was sucking me dry, and..
