What is Noodle Smash?
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When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
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Terminology used to describe the state of a boner having been re-adjusted to be concealed underneath the belt. Essential for walking out..
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Stands for getting eaten out by a guy. The guy most of the time army crawls to the girl who is recieving the special
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