What is Noodle Smash?
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When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
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Random Words:
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The sweaty gap in between your sack and crack.
Otherwise known as a gooch.
"My no-mans-land stinks"
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1.A field of mines
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Fellatio (blow job for all you people who dont know lol): so called the Essex Kiss because it is the trademark of the Essex Girl. Usuall..
