What is Noodle Smash?
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When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
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Random Words:
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Someone who is completely broke.
Tony is a lund fackhier
See brokeass, poor, broke..
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1.going absoultely crazy when slightly provoked by others.
Do not throw a beer at me sir, or i'll Ron Artest your ass!
See brando..
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A cheap hooker.
An ugly postitute.
Someone you wouldn't pay a quarter to sleep with.
Damn I can't believe he hit that quart..
