Awesomely Cool Edit Meaning

1. A girl that needs quarters to do laundry. She is willing to steal expensive objects from people(usually gold) in order to sell them to ..

1. A metric to determine if a woman is wifeymaterial. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. ..

1. A)Any extremely stupid person who, if a zombie invasion occurs, will be screwed and eaten alive OR B)A friend that you sacrifice........