Awkward Lapdance

What is Awkward Lapdance?


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where you sit on someone's lap, and have no intentions of what going or, what your doing, or what gonna happen..so you bust out and start dancing on their leg.

awkward lapdance.

*kid on santa's lap*

-''what would you like for christmas?''

-''uh....''

*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*

See awkward, lapdance, lap, dance, santa


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