What is Awkward Lapdance?
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where you sit on someone's lap, and have no intentions of what going or, what your doing, or what gonna happen..so you bust out and start dancing on their leg.
awkward lapdance.
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*
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A cuntbeater refers to a stick or other elongated device used to abuse and to destroy cunts.
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Half of an erection.
Not quite full wood, but kind of there.
"Halfon half on is her last name, like a limp dick?"
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