Awkward Titmouse

What is Awkward Titmouse?


1.

The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.

A

"Why did you leave so early?"

B

"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."

A

"Your parents must be really pissed off now"

B

"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"

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