Axeophilia

What is Axeophilia?

A medical condition that means that you seek the love of a guitar rather than having sexual relations with a woman.

Dave: hey check out Tom... whats he doing to his guitar?

Ben : Never mind he's a total axeophiliac so don't worry.

Cluntfruck

1. the edited version of cunt fuck, used specifically to refer to assholes or significant dicks. "did you hear how he fucked her last..

Ostrichization

1. The act of placing one's head in the sand It is time you sent in your overdue tax return and stopped this ostrichization..

Pankus

1. When a male repeatedly slaps his penis on a womans face to get them both aroused. before i fucked sarah, i gave her some mad pankus. S..

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