Axeophilia

What is Axeophilia?

A medical condition that means that you seek the love of a guitar rather than having sexual relations with a woman.

Dave: hey check out Tom... whats he doing to his guitar?

Ben : Never mind he's a total axeophiliac so don't worry.

Emi-squashing

1. A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather largeemily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or..

To Beat Keish

1. to use an incredibly flascid, damp, goose egg and beat the outside of a girls coochie hole, also known as her keish. Sheryl started get..

Floor-nigger

1. Floor-nigger(s) occur in high frequency when an undead man usually of Nazi zombie origins, has his legs removed by ballistic means &quo..

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