Axeophilia

What is Axeophilia?

A medical condition that means that you seek the love of a guitar rather than having sexual relations with a woman.

Dave: hey check out Tom... whats he doing to his guitar?

Ben : Never mind he's a total axeophiliac so don't worry.

Oxymoronic

1. adj. of or having to do with an oxymoron The concept of a funky white boy is oxymoronic. 2. Having a desire for two opposite things...

Gumps

1. tighty whiteys He had to take off his gumps to jerk his cock off...

Pad Hands

1. In drum corps, pad hands are the inability to hit a rimshot; a product of playing on a rimless practice pad. Dude 1: "Man, I just ..

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