Axeophilia

What is Axeophilia?

A medical condition that means that you seek the love of a guitar rather than having sexual relations with a woman.

Dave: hey check out Tom... whats he doing to his guitar?

Ben : Never mind he's a total axeophiliac so don't worry.

Paped

1. When something hilariously painful happens randomly (Wes falls off a ladder) Nick: Dude, what happened? Wes: I just got paped! See p..

Retordent

1. Retordent, adj. 1. A Captain Haddockesque insult. Such as, Odd-toed ungulate! Or, Two-timing Tartar Twisters! Did he just call me a j..

Neck Ass

1. used when someone needs to be treated, possibly for doing or saying something dumb i.e.: "get yo neck azz outta here" "..

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