Axeophilia

What is Axeophilia?

A medical condition that means that you seek the love of a guitar rather than having sexual relations with a woman.

Dave: hey check out Tom... whats he doing to his guitar?

Ben : Never mind he's a total axeophiliac so don't worry.

Hogmali

1. A big dumb animal. Usually referring to a lineman in football. The quarterback just got demolished by a hogmali. See big, dumb, john m..

Koala Punch

1. When you are really frustrated at work, and feel like punching a small animal (especially a koala). John was so frustrated when he got ..

Zompocalypse

1. Mother fucking zombie apocalypse. Guy 1: "the zompocalypse is upon us !" Guy 2: "braaainnss. *nom nom nom*" See z..

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