Axeophilia

What is Axeophilia?


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A medical condition that means that you seek the love of a guitar rather than having sexual relations with a woman.

Dave: hey check out Tom... whats he doing to his guitar?

Ben : Never mind he's a total axeophiliac so don't worry.


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