Ayesha

What is Ayesha?


1.

noun: a beautiful person with a rewarding personality

verb:to be extremely beautiful and sweet

Wow you like like such an ayesha!...

How ayesha you look tonight!

Wow i wish i could be as ayesha as you!

See ayesha

2.

ayesha was a name of one of the wives of the Muslim peoples Prophet Mohommad. She was very pious and pure so now people use "ayesha" instead of saying pious or pure or fresh and so clean clean.

"Man i jus took a shower so I feel so ayesha!"

To change the lyrics of OUTKASTs song (fresh and so clean)

"I'm just so ayesha ayesha"

See pure, pious, clean, fresh, good

3.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn and awesome... (note: not just one BOTH)

tonight is gonna be ayeeeeeeeeesha

4.

"Ayesha Bint Abu Bakr" also spelled "Aisha". Aisha was the third of the Prophet Muhammad's eleven wives. She was six when he married her and nine when he consummated the marriage.

The Hadith:

Sahih Bukhari: Volume 7, Book 62, Number 65:

Narrated 'Aisha:

that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death).

Islamic scholars might try and justify Mohammad’s child-bride with twisted logic, such as this was a common practice for Arabs at the time and that this was a political marriage. Regardless of any excuse, a 54 year old man having sex with a nine year old child is always considered rape. Children are easily deceived and have an inability to protect themselves. Decent people are appalled by this disgraceful act. Then there are Muslims who deny the authenticity of the Hadiths regarding Aisha’s age. The question is why so many followers of Muhammad would fabricate so many false hadiths about the age of Ayesha, which incidentally confirm each other?

Muslim 1: Hey, are you sure its okay for you to have sex with Sarah? She's a nine-year old girl and you're a fifty-three year old man.

Muslim 2: Sure its okay, our Prophet Muhammad is the best example for mankind; all his actions set precedents. Since he had sex with nine year old Ayesha I am legally allowed to have with Nelofar under Islamic law. Praise Allah.

See ayesha, muhammad, allah, pedophile, islam

5.

a hella sweet person... shes a skater hardcore chick ;)

"I like to get freaky with it 24/7"- ayesha

awwww way to be an ayesha

See cute, nice

6.

Someone who argues too much.

Don: You're stupid.

Brit: Stop it.

Don: You're stupid.

Brit: Be quiet!

Don: You're still stupid!

Brit: You're such an ayesha!

See mean, jealous, rude, hurt

7.

A wembley rude girl who hangs around KFC on the high street, occassionally nipping in to McDonalds for a change.

Watch out for her ample chest and quick tongue. INNNITTTTT!!

Wow, I just want to play with Ayesha's boobs all day, if only she wasn't so scary

See ash, ayesha, boobs, wembley, kfc


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