What is Baboon Tits?
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A girl whose breasts look like they belong to a baboon, or other very hairy primate. These breasts are usually very thin and floppy; with nipples that face the floor. They often have sporadic hairs sprouting but with more concentrated hair towards the rim of the nipple.
Kenny: I took her bra off, and she had baboon tits. They were fucking disgusting. I told her to grab her shit and get out of my bedroom.
Josh: Wow... I always thought her tits looked ok... while she had clothes on; obviously.
Kenny: Yea, she fooled me too. She took her bra off and her tits literally unfolded like scrolls with nipples on the end.
Josh: My god.
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Where a female's areola(discolored skin around the nipple) is invisible. So the breast looks like it has a nipple with no areola.
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The rediclous claim of a desperate womaniser impatient for intercourse (see leslie).
The male may be so drunk or desperate he will lie ..
