Baboon Tits

What is Baboon Tits?


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A girl whose breasts look like they belong to a baboon, or other very hairy primate. These breasts are usually very thin and floppy; with nipples that face the floor. They often have sporadic hairs sprouting but with more concentrated hair towards the rim of the nipple.

Kenny: I took her bra off, and she had baboon tits. They were fucking disgusting. I told her to grab her shit and get out of my bedroom.

Josh: Wow... I always thought her tits looked ok... while she had clothes on; obviously.

Kenny: Yea, she fooled me too. She took her bra off and her tits literally unfolded like scrolls with nipples on the end.

Josh: My god.

See saggy tits, tits, boobs, floppy, boobies, breasts


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