What is Baby Bird?
1.
When one or more women kneel before a cock and beg for load on their face(s)...like a baby bird being fed by its mother
I gave those bitches the baby bird, and she gagged hard.
2.
A very small penis with a lot of pubes around it to where it barely pokes out; this resembles a baby bird in a nest.
Paul: So how was last night susan?
Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.
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3.
Having another person kiss you and transfer a beverage (usually alcoholic) to your mouth to make it less conspicuous you're drinking underage (or just because its fun)
Brian: I can't buy her a drink, she's underage!
Jason: Just use the baby bird on that bitch!
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4.
An old pair of cock and balls which in it's age has lost much of it's pubis and therfore returned to the bare and pink look, much that of baby bird which has just hatched and has yet to open it's eyes.
Jeff Foxworthy said of his older relative wearing short shorts....
"at no time should anyone look over at grandpa and see something that looks like a baby bird".
Did you see in jackass 2 when that guy had a baby bird coming out of his shorts.
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5.
When you receive a blowjob but you are not the slightest bit aroused. Your flacid and lifeless penis looks like a worm that a young birdling is pecking at.
That landcow of a girl was so nasty she was doing the baby bird until I threw her out.
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6.
When you take too big a big puff of cheeba and do the cough and gag, looking up, mouth open, tongue out, eyes watering.
Damn... Bill hit that so hard he gave himself the baby bird.
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7.
When a girl goes down on a guy and after he loses it in her mouth instead of swallowing she kisses him and spits it in his mouth.
dude that chick from the dairy queen totally baby birded me.
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