Babysitters Club

What is Babysitters Club?


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Collective name for any group of lightweightbitches who nursethe same beer all night or warehousebeer like it ain't no thing. Members of this club often resort to faking drunk to not seem like a pussyin front of real drinkers.

Derives its name from a ridiculous book series for little girls.

Timmy: "Oh man, I'm SOOOOO wasted! I must have had at least 20 beers tonight!"

Steve: "Yeah, right! I've seen you warehousing like a mofo all night!"

Timmy: "Well what I mean is I took 15 shots before I even came here."

Steve: "BUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIT!!!"

Matt: (mocking Timmy) "RING, RING, RING! Hello...babysitters club! Timmy speaking! Oh of course I can babysit your beer tonight, Mrs. Johnson...but I can only handle one. If I get two beers in me I usually puke my pants. OK, sounds great. Toodles!"

See nurse, lightweight, warehouse, dbab, Nick D


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