What is Back Alley Crumbnut?
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Covering your penis and balls with molasses then pour enough cat litter on top so that molasses isn't visible anymore, and proceed to have anal sex with your partner.
"Whoa, I'm still cleaning up after last night. Brad gave me a back alley crumbnut and I'm still finding kitty litter all over!"
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Not too short, not too tall. But more short than tall.
Like Dr. Evil said about #2 being "quasi-evil". Or the, "diet cok..
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When you save up your shit and mold it into a ball. Then you launch it at a girls face during intercourse and yell out GOAL!!!
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