What is Back Alley Crumbnut?
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Covering your penis and balls with molasses then pour enough cat litter on top so that molasses isn't visible anymore, and proceed to have anal sex with your partner.
"Whoa, I'm still cleaning up after last night. Brad gave me a back alley crumbnut and I'm still finding kitty litter all over!"
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Terrible poo that comes out of you the morning after a beer induced drunkfest. Could also be farts during the same period.
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