What is Back Alley Crumbnut?
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Covering your penis and balls with molasses then pour enough cat litter on top so that molasses isn't visible anymore, and proceed to have anal sex with your partner.
"Whoa, I'm still cleaning up after last night. Brad gave me a back alley crumbnut and I'm still finding kitty litter all over!"
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Being somewhat stereotypically emo, and being crap at it.
Shanes described his troubles emocrapically.
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similar to a blumpkin, but the roles are slightly reversed. one partner is taking a shit while at the same time giving a blow job to the..