Bad Boner Day

What is Bad Boner Day?


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A day when your morning woodremains until bedtime. A very persistant erection that hurts and interferes with your ability to have a nice day, often caused by a long night masturbatingor having sex. This can also be caused by, but less commonly, shoving a long object through the urethra.

Boss: You seem a bit irritated today - whats wrong?

Worker: Im just kinda having a bad boner day, sir.

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