Bad Melon

What is Bad Melon?

Melonthat has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.

Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"

Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"

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Just something that is generally bad/devastating.

Or something is just generally unlucky.

Mike: Where were you?

John: O I was ill.

Mike: Man.. thats Bad Melon it was a good night

See bad, melon, unluck, bad melon

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Pop That Thang

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