What is Bad Mormon?
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Jaren Banks
worthless
lazy
scummy
flabby
selfish
doofy
stuborn
ugly
self-centered
full of himself
hasnt been past 2nd
throws lame parties
no friends
no girlfriends
stupid
oblivious
ex-mormon wannabe
a bad mormon is a mormon who has
no friends so when he throws a house party its his house that gets trashed.
totals a car a WEEK after having a licence
gets caught.
hes used for rides.
can never come through on promises- unreliable
takes pity dates to prom/is the pity date
tiny dick
masturbates into socks...and gets caught
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