What is Badgey-sense?
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The ability of a deaf badger to sense when a tree is about to fall on him in an unotherwise unpolulated forest. The badgey sense usually manifests itself as a loud noise in the badgers head, similar to hearing but different cos the fucker is deaf..
Back in the olden days deaf lumberjacks used to keep a badger in a cage. When a tree was about to fall, the badgey-sense would go whack and the badger would scream, alerting the lumberjacks to the falling tree...
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A fart that is a combination of hotdogs and greasy eggs
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Metric illiterate. Someone (often from the United States) who cannot understand the weights and measures of the metric system.
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