Badgey-sense

What is Badgey-sense?


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The ability of a deaf badger to sense when a tree is about to fall on him in an unotherwise unpolulated forest. The badgey sense usually manifests itself as a loud noise in the badgers head, similar to hearing but different cos the fucker is deaf..

Back in the olden days deaf lumberjacks used to keep a badger in a cage. When a tree was about to fall, the badgey-sense would go whack and the badger would scream, alerting the lumberjacks to the falling tree...

See badger, spider sense, crap, lies


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