What is Badonkulars?
1.
a combination of the words 'badonk-a-donk' and 'binoculars'. basically, a tool used by those with bad vision to verify if a girl has a nice ass from a distance.
"hey man, check that girl out, she's a looker!"
"eh, i dunno, better get out the badonkulars, just in case..."
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2.
binocular-like structure that zooms in on the badonkadonk.
"My creepy uncle utilizes a pair of badonkulars for checking out the neighbor"
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