What is Bag Team All-american?
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A term used to describe an individual who is ridiculously over-zealous in any of his or her pursuits, often in a comedic and destructive way. These individuals are easy to point out in a crowd and are noticeably more agitated, sweaty, and loud than a normal person. The term evolved from high school football where 3rd string “bag team” players would injure starting running backs by being overly aggressive during Friday half speed practices.
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Friend #1: How'd John do with that girl?
Friend #2: Not so good. He scared her away with his Bag Team All-American technique
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Person #1: Torn ACL?
Person #2: Yep. Playing football in the park with Bag Team All-American Nate.
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The elimination of a sure thing; completely impossible; not a chance in the world; a cold day in hell.
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