Bagel Edit Meaning

1.

a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.

Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day

that lazy bastard

2.

a highly tasty snack

jews make them very well

3.

A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel

"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."

4.

bagel (n) Holy food of the Jews.

Generic Rabbi: Ya call that a bagel? Sclomcka!

5.

an inflamed anal scphinter muscle

that guy jus ass fucked me rough, now ive got a bagel

See anal, bagel, ass, fuck

6.

Another thing an early bird can get.

"You know what they say: the early bird gets the worm... or was it the bagel?"

-Luigi M.

See mario, luigi, poop, youtube, bagel

7.

Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word " ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.

*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*

Sean: Dude, we have donuts.

Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.

*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*

See donut, doughnut, pastry, ugh